If you want to set the mood before sex close and lock all the doors and windows in your bedroom while playing the rains of castamere from the stereo.
To really excite your man slowly take of your clothes to reveal the chainmail you’ve been concealing all night under your clothes
No matter what happens to you here on out…I will always love you.
You are the only person i can count on, my best friend. please protect this village... and the honor of the Uchiha name.
FAVORITE OPENINGS & ENDINGS:(20/…) Naruto OP 9:Hearts Grow - Yura Yura
*sigh* why am i better than everyone
Let's go home sasuke ,I'll help you train when we return . . .
- Uchiha Itachi
fire and wind, yin and yang, moon and sun.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
YAAAY i finally hit 400, and to commemorate it I’m doing my first ever follow forever. I just want to say thank you to everyone who follows me, you guys are great and i’m glad you like my blog!
Mutuals (people who message me and i message too) will be bolded, friends will be bolded and in italics, everyone else is still awesome and will be in normal text.
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I’m sorry if i missed anyone, this is my first time and i can’t even remember so i’m sorry. Feel free to come and talk to me and next time you might be bolded! Thank you guys again for following me i love you all! <3
Ayyyyy congratulations man XD thanks by the way *thumps chest and does peace sign*